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Fan of PPR
07-09-2008, 10:39 PM
We are only 5 weeks away from "Hillbilly Night" at Varney. This is the cap to our fundraising and also the running of the first (and hopefully not last) Hillbilly Twin 25's and corn roast. We have to get everyone, fans and drivers, pumped up and supportive for the big night. In preparation for this it is time to resurrect the Hillbilly names from last year. So without further adieu, here are the drivers’ Hillbilly names with the 2008 additions.
If you don’t like yours you can try to find an alternative at http://www.blogthings.com/hillbillynamegenerator/.

Hillbilly Racers:
09 – Britton “Toby” Lundy
4 – Zach “Dallas” Pendergast
5 – Jonny “Hoss” Bailey
9 – Tessa “Tessy-Mae” Cremasco
10 – Evan “Buster” Rydall
11 – Adam “Goose” Freiburger
12 – Jacob “Jethro” Robb
13 – Jason “Bear” Tolton
14X – Dave “Junior” Gray Jr.
15 – Thomas “Bubba” Hartman
17 – Taddum "Clem" Grein
19 – Dennis “Festus” Cremasco
34 – Lance “****head cheater that’s not worthy enough to be a Hillbilly” Tremble
38 – Sherry “Kitty” Smart
44 – Wally “Tucker (gonna be a hillbilly next year)” Ficker
51 – Clark “Cletus” Hartman
75 – Scott “Creek” Mast
88 – Billy “Billy-Bob” Lovell
91 – Bruce “Bucky” Moran
99 – Craig “Sonny” McLean
326 – Adam “Eugene” Wilson

Honourary Hillbillies
Late Model 00 - Tommy "Buddy" Robb
Street Stock 9 - Dusty "Duke" Richardson

Haunted326
07-09-2008, 11:52 PM
lol **** head works for him i guess.
i wanna try to get my car out for the hillbilly twin 25 at least this year , i'm not in the points run obviously but i can give "**** head" a hillbilly reminder on why not to cheat :D or take him out for the rest of the year , he didnt come back for awhile after our last square dance ;)

Fan of PPR
07-10-2008, 12:25 AM
He only brings his illegal car for invitationals. I can't say anything more or I will offend someone and end up needing another self imposed exile from the forum for a bit.
I thought you just said you fixed it and would be out this Saturday?

Haunted326
07-10-2008, 09:43 PM
haha no i didnt just fix my mini stock , i fixed my new toy i picked up back in april ( basically the same car ) i blew a motor on my way home from work an swapped the 1.9L Sohc out for a 1.8L Dohc , after i was done hooking it all up i went to start it an it wouldn't start so .... after ALOT of trouble shooting and 1 last attempt on a "what if..." blue moon scenario it fired up for the first time since i brought the motor home. if i can put a half decent quiet exhaust on it by sat i'll bring it up for you if you want :) ( quiet as in not open header :D )

ministock19
07-10-2008, 11:12 PM
haha no i didnt just fix my mini stock , i fixed my new toy i picked up back in april ( basically the same car ) i blew a motor on my way home from work an swapped the 1.9L Sohc out for a 1.8L Dohc , after i was done hooking it all up i went to start it an it wouldn't start so .... after ALOT of trouble shooting and 1 last attempt on a "what if..." blue moon scenario it fired up for the first time since i bought the motor home......

So why did you buy a motorhome? :confused:

Fan of PPR
07-10-2008, 11:38 PM
He bought it to tow around his defiante. :D

ministock19
07-12-2008, 08:30 AM
I wish I had a motorhome and a defiante :( I would feel like a wealthy hillbilly :eek:

fan of 9+19
07-27-2008, 08:47 PM
My hillbilly name is Nicole"Billie Jo Beaver"stewart

Fan of PPR
07-27-2008, 08:56 PM
Sorry, your too young for that name.
How about "Brat"?

fan of 9+19
07-27-2008, 08:59 PM
not like it is the first time i get called that

backflipping hillbilly
07-27-2008, 11:26 PM
Where did the beaver come from??
Well I checked out Mark Robb and the generator told me his hillbilly name is
Little John West - if i just did Mark it was Jerry Lee Farmer - if I put in Jacobs Dad his name is Jimbo Beaver, (more beavers for gosh sakes) If I put in Tommys Dad, his name would be Goose Tractor, If I put in Linda's Man his name is Otis Bull. Pick yer poison Mark!!!!!!!!!!! :D

Fan of PPR
07-28-2008, 08:17 AM
Why give him a choice? He definitely needs "little" in his name or maybe "shorty"? I think you should call him Little Goose. Then again, he is running a racing corporation more successful than Michael Waltrip. Maybe you should call him Big Mike!