Congrats Tessa, Clark & Bruce

[Fan of PPR]

Congratulations on getting into 4th in points Tessa. Only 38 more points to 3rd!
Fantastic run from the back Clark! I'm glad you were able to recover. It was really nice to see all the different people that came to help you.
I'm happy to see you are back Bruce. I can't say I missed you because I was gone longer than you were but if I had been there I would have missed you. :D It must have felt nice to drive it on the trailer! When do you want those pink numbers for the doors?
Welcome #24, Thomas Harquail. I noticed the rear quarter says "Brandy". I thought the "love car" was for Amanada Brookman, "My Destiny", and was driven by Denny Hamlin. I'll have to pay more attention to the Toyota commercial.

[backflipping hillbilly]

Fan you forgot the obvious!! CONGRATULATIONS DENNIS ON YOUR FEATURE WIN!!!!!!!! You trying to give the man a complex or what??

[Fan of PPR]

I had not forgotten that. I just forgot to write it. I was trying to figure out how to delicately congratulate Dennis on Tessa's feature win or is that congratulate Tessa on her pseudo feature win? In my carefulness to not insult anyone no one was congratulated.
In all sincerity the lack of a congratulatory message had nothing to do with wanting Clark to win. So long as Clark finishes in front of anyone who can catch him in points, I will congratulate you if you win!
Sorry and congratulations Dennis. Oops I mean Tessa.
This is so confusing so let's try it this way. "Congratulations on whoever won the race. I am sorry it wasn't Clark". :D

Is that better? :confused:

[backflipping hillbilly]

Its easy, Dennis drove so he gets congrats. Tessa's number won so she gets congrats. Dennis's car won so he gets congrats. Clark did not win but he had the fastest lap of the race. Then again I guess Dennis's transponder was not working so that should read Clark had the fastest "recorded" lap of the race, we will never know for sure. BTW Kelsey-Rose said she does not like Jimmy any more if he was mean to you and Clark :)

[Fan of PPR]

Hey Kelsey-Rose, you just keep on liking Jim. He is still the same Jim. We just got into an arguement as we both feel strongly about the people we each support. It happens.

[Fan of PPR]

If Dennis is in the 9x and Tessa's number is 9, does this mean that Dennis is a 'girly-man"? :D Hmm, that would look good on a decal on the back of his car. You could also change "No Cake" to "No Beefcake". Then again, is Girly-Man Dennis young enough to be considered beefcake? :eek:

[backflipping hillbilly]

Be nice, I will vouch for Dennis, he ain't no Girly-Man :) :D

[tessa_9]

No offense dad, but you ain't no beefcake either.

[Fan of PPR]

He probably was when your mom got him in her web. (That is pre-internet so web meant her lair, not a website). Isn't there enough of an age difference for your mom to be a cougar and your dad to be her boy toy? :eek:

I am so dead.

[Fan of PPR]

A feather in your cap Dennis for the headline for the Varney News page and Press Release. I think Jody has made up for me missing your congratulations!

[backflipping hillbilly]

Don't even get me started!! Nuff Said!

[Fan of PPR]

I meant you were old enough to be a cougar years after you were married!
Now, don't be a C.O.B.! :)

[backflipping hillbilly]

Ok then, so long as we have that straight. Ya wtg Dennis on a nice headline! Thanks Jody!